| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spartak Attack | 37 | 2 | 75 | 160.00 |
| 2 | Kernonibbles | 37 | 2 | 65 | 140.00 |
| 3 | Fungusspor | 37 | 3 | 62 | 139.00 |
| 4 | Realale Volcano | 37 | 1 | 63 | 131.00 |
| 5 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 37 | 2 | 60 | 130.00 |
| 6 | St. Don FC | 37 | 3 | 56 | 127.00 |
| 7 | The Usual Suspects | 37 | 2 | 57 | 124.00 |
| 8 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 37 | 2 | 57 | 124.00 |
| 9 | Tabasco da Gama | 37 | 4 | 51 | 122.00 |
| 10 | Chicken KyiV | 37 | 2 | 56 | 122.00 |
| 11 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 37 | 2 | 50 | 110.00 |
| 12 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 37 | 1 | 49 | 103.00 |