| Pos | Pld | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Usual Suspects | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
| 2 | Tabasco da Gama | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 3 | St. Don FC | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
| 4 | Realale Volcano | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| 5 | Spartak Attack | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 6 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 7 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| 8 | Chicken KyiV | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| 9 | Fungusspor | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 10 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| 11 | Kernonibbles | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| 12 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| Arsenal | 2 - 1 |
Everton
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| att: 60312 | ||
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Sheffield United
|
0 - 3 |
Tottenham Hotspur
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| att: 29116 | ||
| Luton Town | 2 - 4 | Fulham |
| att: 12027 | ||
Liverpool
|
2 - 0 |
Wolverhampton Wanderers
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| att: 54869 | ||
| Crystal Palace | 5 - 0 |
Aston Villa
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| att: 25191 | ||
| Manchester City | 3 - 1 |
West Ham United
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| att: 55229 | ||
Burnley
|
1 - 2 | Nottingham Forest |
| att: 21109 | ||
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Brighton & Hove Albion
|
0 - 2 | Manchester United |
| att: 31662 | ||
| Brentford | 2 - 4 | Newcastle United |
| att: 17124 | ||
| Chelsea | 2 - 1 |
AFC Bournemouth
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| att: 39724 | ||