| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spartak Attack | 38 | 2 | 78 | 166.00 |
| 2 | Kernonibbles | 38 | 2 | 66 | 142.00 |
| 3 | Fungusspor | 38 | 3 | 63 | 141.00 |
| 4 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 38 | 2 | 64 | 138.00 |
| 5 | Realale Volcano | 38 | 1 | 63 | 131.00 |
| 6 | Chicken KyiV | 38 | 2 | 60 | 130.00 |
| 7 | St. Don FC | 38 | 3 | 57 | 129.00 |
| 8 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 38 | 2 | 59 | 128.00 |
| 9 | The Usual Suspects | 38 | 2 | 58 | 126.00 |
| 10 | Tabasco da Gama | 38 | 4 | 52 | 124.00 |
| 11 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 38 | 2 | 52 | 114.00 |
| 12 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 38 | 2 | 50 | 110.00 |