| Pos | Pld | W | D | L | F | A | GD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fungusspor | 25 | 16 | 5 | 4 | 53 | 27 | 26 | 53 |
| 2 | Spartak Attack | 25 | 12 | 6 | 7 | 39 | 35 | 4 | 42 |
| 3 | Realale Volcano | 25 | 10 | 11 | 4 | 23 | 16 | 7 | 41 |
| 4 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 25 | 11 | 6 | 8 | 35 | 25 | 10 | 39 |
| 5 | Chicken KyiV | 25 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 37 | 26 | 11 | 36 |
| 6 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 25 | 11 | 3 | 11 | 33 | 42 | -9 | 36 |
| 7 | Piwo Poznań | 25 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 28 | 35 | -7 | 31 |
| 8 | Tabasco da Gama | 25 | 8 | 6 | 11 | 35 | 38 | -3 | 30 |
| 9 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 25 | 7 | 8 | 10 | 23 | 29 | -6 | 29 |
| 10 | The Usual Suspects | 25 | 7 | 7 | 11 | 32 | 46 | -14 | 28 |
| 11 | NOnibbs FU | 25 | 6 | 7 | 12 | 25 | 34 | -9 | 25 |
| 12 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 25 | 5 | 9 | 11 | 27 | 37 | -10 | 24 |
Tottenham Hotspur
|
1 - 2 | Newcastle United |
| in progress | ||
| Chelsea | 2 - 2 | Leeds United |
| in progress | ||
Everton
|
1 - 2 |
AFC Bournemouth
|
| in progress | ||
|
West Ham United
|
0 - 0 |
Manchester United
|
| in progress | ||
|
Crystal Palace
|
vs |
Burnley
|
|
Nottingham Forest
|
vs |
Wolverhampton Wanderers
|
|
Manchester City
|
vs |
Fulham
|
|
Aston Villa
|
vs |
Brighton & Hove Albion
|
|
Sunderland
|
vs |
Liverpool
|
|
Brentford
|
vs |
Arsenal
|