| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spartak Attack | 30 | 4 | 52 | 124.00 |
| 2 | Realale Volcano | 30 | 2 | 54 | 118.00 |
| 3 | Fungusspor | 30 | 3 | 47 | 109.00 |
| 4 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 30 | 2 | 47 | 104.00 |
| 5 | Kernonibbles | 30 | 2 | 46 | 102.00 |
| 6 | The Usual Suspects | 30 | 1 | 46 | 97.00 |
| 7 | Chicken KyiV | 30 | 1 | 45 | 95.00 |
| 8 | Tabasco da Gama | 30 | 0 | 47 | 94.00 |
| 9 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 30 | 3 | 37 | 89.00 |
| 10 | Piwo Poznań | 30 | 1 | 41 | 87.00 |
| 11 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 30 | 2 | 37 | 84.00 |
| 12 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 30 | 0 | 27 | 54.00 |